Farras Dary Octara

Cette page contiens 3 langues, anglais australien par “Monsieur” Farras Octara, langue verte d’indonésien par “Agent” Mayka Risyayatul, et le français par… …traduire la section, s’il vous plaît, merci!
This page contains 3 languages, Australian English by “Monsieur” Farras Octara, wrecked Indonesian by “Agent” Mayka Risyayatul, and French by… …well, translate it yourself, okay? Thanks before!
Halaman ini pake 3 bahasa, Inggris Australia oleh “Monsieur” Farras Octara, dan Indonesia ancur2an tentu’y oleh sy, “Agent” Mayka Risyayatul, *hahahah, dan Perancis oleh… …syp yaa? terjemahin ndiri laa, kami mles. Mksii ^^

French version:

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Australian version:

Hey, hey, hey, people, animals, plants, organisms, corpses, things, and everything alive and dead in this world (wow, the opening is just that long). This is my first first first personal writing ever on this blog, please don’t include my serial pages, okay? (wow again, the second sentence is just that long) Today, 33rd of March 1905, I will tell you everything from A to Z about me, my life, let’s just say everything. (wow again and again, the third sentence is just that long; this comment also just that long; there’s too many “just that long” and will make the 1st paragraph just that long)

People say about me:
He is quite simply unique, quiet, has an awesome extremely marvelous brain. Superlarge IQ, fast-thinking, and can remember many things. Smart, and his typing speed c’d reach an awesome 500 characters per second! (lie!, but really, his record couldn’t be beaten for this time, wait for next time) Uhm, also, his knowledge about our vary (“vary” is’nt same with “very”, okay?) world is very very vast, especially geography (Paris, London, Milan, Madrid, whoa!). So, if we have Socials in our class, of course we hope that he can help us. Help us!

Also, he knows everything unique in “da’ werld” that maybe we don’t know ‘em before. And, he want to share what he knows to us (we proud that he don’t wanna buried ‘em inside). A bit decisive, and… …if he laughs, always started with coughs… …and until now, National Geographic and Discovery Networks still examine and learn the secret behind that (maybe they can’t find the secret, haha!).

Farras likes Google and France and National Geographic very very very very very much, and too much. Every computer and laptop in his house is full-decorated w/ Google (oww, it’s so Googly!), and il aime beaucoup le Français (Viva la France! Ensemble tout devient possible!). About people knowledge, common knowledge, he is our walking Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (wikipedia = editable encyclopedia, so you can edit his knowledge, no joke, haha!).

Pop Quiz!

Now, I want to challange you on this only section, Australian version, please answer these questions correctly and you’ll get fun of answering it (just it? bah, pathetic):

1. How many “just that long”-s are there in this section?
2. How many “first”-s are there in this section?
   
3. How many “very”-s are there in this section?
4. How many comments, in brackets like these: () {} [] <>, are there in this section?

Post the answers on the comment section below the Indonesian version, merci beaucoup! A tout de suite!

1. Wait! Two more! How many “the”-s are there from the word “Post…” on the sentence above to the question mark in this question?
2. Tell me all of words or sentences here that you might think it’s hyperbolic. It’s just an opinion. Voice yours!
   

Indonesian version:

Hai semuanya! Inilah tulisan buatan Farras Octara pertama kali di blog ini, tak termasuk serial artikel, oke? Hari ini 33 Maret 1905, Farras akan mengatakan (maksudnya menuliskan) kepada kalian semua tentang Farras Octara. Ya sudah, itu saja.

Orang bilang:
Farras, seorang anak laki-laki yang pendiam. Anak ini memiliki otak yang luar biasa! IQ-nya tinggi, sehingga membuatnya cepat berpikir dan dapat mengingat banyak hal.. Pintar, kecepatan mengetiknya bahkan seperti petir! sunguh cepat! (tak terkalahkan sejauh ini).. Ehm, trus pengetahuannya tentang dunia sangat luas, apalgi tentang geografi. Sehingga, pas belajar ips, biasanya dia jadi tumpuan harapan teman-temannya..

Selain itu, dia banyak mengetahui hal-hal unik di dunia yang kita tidak tahu sebelumnya. Dan, dia senang untuk membagikan ilmunya ke orang laen ( tidak sombong gitulah..). Orangnya tegas dikit.. Trus dia kalo ketawa tuh pasti ada diawali ma batuk.. Ntah kenapa, masih menjadi misteri…( haha..^^ )

Farras sangat menyukai Google dan Perancis.. Hampir semua software yang ia pake ada googlenya, dan dia senang ma bahasa Perancis. Pokoknya kalo soal pengetahuan umum, farras is our walking encyclopedia! *heh